I started out as a young boy with nothing more than a stick and a dream. I then bought more equipment and decided to sign up to play Drexel Hockey. I then worked my way up through the farm system, finally making the top team. I then broke my leg, and now I can't play.

 

I like to play guitar while watching old Burt Reynolds movies to see if my music can make him look more beautiful than he already does, and so far, no, nothing I play has achieved this feat.

 

Pixie, Pixmeister, El Pixenator, Los Pixidados, Don Pixiadorre, and once as Mr. J. W. Wentworth, Esq.